i don't like sucking hair
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
As shirtless as possible
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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