found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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