So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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