Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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