Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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