Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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