I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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