it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Randomize
