I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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