i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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