your parents love me but you hate me
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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