I wanna bring you to show and tell
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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