My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
The adults are the big ones right?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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