just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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