Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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