Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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