I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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