belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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