Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My cat gives me a boner
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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