Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Someone shit on the floor
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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