so let's talk penis.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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