Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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