scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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