Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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