Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My breasts were aching with rage.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I want to fling myself into the sun
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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