Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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