Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
