Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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