stop calling my apartment porn island.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
birth control should be required to get into college
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
This is my gift to your gina
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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