Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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