You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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