Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This beer is not sobering me up at all
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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