the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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