I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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