i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Randomize
