don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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