I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
