U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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