Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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