no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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