then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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