Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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