Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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