He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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