I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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