he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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