It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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