I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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