She's JV to your varsity
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
