last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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