So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I supernannyed him into submission
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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